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"ramifichosis"

a psychosis where a train of thought is diluted rapidly by branching into multiple and complicated ramifications.

this is not a valid coinage, but is a name i made up that expressed humorously to other kids in primary school (under 10 years old) my experience of doing a poo in the closed cubicle i was in.

the name was "ernie doo".

when you are younger, you tend more to like the feeling of having a full bowel for a while whereas when you get older, it is a nuisance that must be dealt with immediately.

so think of it this way
1. the straining phase

this is when you are trying to push it out because it has hardened somewhat, and if you can think of "errrrrneeee!! !" said like a person who is straining to lift a heavy weight may say it, then you have the idea.

2. the release phase

"doo" was always said with a sigh of relief when the package finally dropped into the water and the kids always gathered around to hear my dramatic vocal expressions and they laughed.

i had one friewnd who was quite disgusting, and he liked to hold his s**ts for a while (we were 9 so don't judge), and when i felt like going to the toilet (poo) i used to mutter "getting a bit of an ernie there?". and he used to roll on the floor with laughter.

i used to say when i was a child and i did not think much of a persons comments "hmmm. tumbleweeds blowin' across the streets on your side of town"

i have never heard of a condition called "astrophobia" so i made it up.
it is a fear of stars.

how could this be a condition?
well if one looks up at night and knows how far away the stars are, one can be bashed into absolute insignificance by the realization of "the enormity of it all".

maybe some people in history have actually felt that way.

Chookasaurus: a chicken that has been in your freezer since prehistoric times.

praktskjønn (mix of praktfull and skjønn), a way of calling someone really beautiful. I've used it about some animals

Maybisaurous = that potentially imaginary dinosaur or Loch Ness Monster from your childhood

^ As a fan of Nessie, I like that!

^A nickname of the Loch Ness Monster. It's actually a dragon that migrated to the higher dimensions once people started looking for it.

^Or Ogopogo.

Ooh, I had to google Ogopogo. That gave me a new sea serpent to read up on! Thanks! I always enjoy learning of new ones!
There is also the African Mokele-mbembe.

^I've heard of that one, too. Oh, and the Australian Rainbow Serpent.

purpurštář

polštář is a pillow in czech and purpur comes from the cat's purring. My cat likes to lie on top of my chair where my neck touches so if I lay my head a bit back down I have a pillow that purrs.

Buttglue-the magic substance a neighbor who shows up unannounced magically possesses when she comes over. She sits her butt down on the chair and won't leave for another two hours. They also have a case of the "yackattacks."