What do you want your epitaph to say?

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I'd have a remote-controlled boom box put inside my coffin with the sound on full blast, with recorded scratching and screaming noises. I'd have another one out in whenever this happened, and wherever I was moved. Of course, the strangers would be the ones digging it up. And I'd be moved to different countries so that it could be done over and over again, and I'd make myself memorable in death where I failed to in life!

I think I like

'See you soon!'

even better, because not everybody knows Latin phrases.

Can I force people to write this upon my epitaph? Can I write it down in my testament or something?

In death, much as in life, he doesn't have anything interesting to say

"Contrary to popular belief, I wasn't actually filled with ennui"

"Wow, that was cool", "Was that the best you could do?!" or "I told you I was I'll" depending on if I die through my own stupidity, getting killed by someone else or through illness.

And on another note at my funeral I want strings tied to my arms and legs so they can make me dance to something hugely inappropriate like "Staying Alive" by the Beegees. I think about this far too much...