If you had a bulldozer and could destroy whatever u wanted..

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I would destroy all of the factory farms in the world...without the animals being inside [I would release them first back into the wild where they belong].

I would destroy all of the huge shopping centres and let the lush green grass grow back...the way life was meant to be.

I'd bulldoze all the sacred sites in the Middle East so that they'd have no reason to fight each other. They'd all just have a common bond which is hating me but a more peaceful world would be worth it.

PS. What a great subject for a thread!

Oh gee...this has been my secret fantasy since I was in my teens.

Anyone remember that song by Heywood Banks...??

If I Had A Bulldozer

In this day and age,
In this big old troubled world,
Where the little guy ain't got a chance
There's only one thing I can think of
That could make a difference...

If I had a bulldozer
Everything would be so fine
I would never have to move it over
Never have to stand in line

If I had a bulldozer
There’d be lots of parking places
I'd just look for that brand-new Corvette
Taking up two spaces

If I had a diesel rig,
With a big old blade,
Treads just like a tank,
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign,
Arguments would cease,
'Cause everyone would know
I'd squash them like a cheeeeeeeese!! !

If I had a bulldozer
My application would go through
My boss would run to get my coat
If I decided to leave by two

If I had a bulldozer
The IRS would never chide
And you know an audit would really go quickly
With a 'dozer idling outside

etc......

They have a place listed on the web where you can rent a 56 ton chieftain main battle tank and crush a car with it. If I only had the cash to burn.

yeah.