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How often do you go poo-poo?
More than once a day (I like to eat horse laxatives) 23%  23%  [ 15 ]
Once everyday (I love flushing my bowels) 42%  42%  [ 27 ]
Once every 2-4 days 28%  28%  [ 18 ]
Once every 5-7 days 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
Less than once a week (I like to eat super glue) 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 65

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09 Apr 2008, 8:06 am

This thread reminds me of this thing:

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The world's largest colon. It is five feet long and when it was removed it contained 40 pounds of excrement. It's previous owner died on the toilet, purportedly, unsurprisingly of terminal constipation.


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09 Apr 2008, 9:13 am

Anyone see the episode of South Park where Randy Marsh (Stan's dad) took the biggest dump on record?


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09 Apr 2008, 9:20 am

I guess I'll get in on this thread since it keeps pooping up.

Ok, where's Mr. Hanky? :x


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09 Apr 2008, 9:26 am

Aridarr wrote:
This thread reminds me of this thing:

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The world's largest colon. It is five feet long and when it was removed it contained 40 pounds of excrement. It's previous owner died on the toilet, purportedly, unsurprisingly of terminal constipation.
I've been to the museum where they had that. I think it was the Mutter's Museum in Philadelphia. It's a big medical museum, and has lots of those medical "curiosities."



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09 Apr 2008, 9:38 am

:roll: Yes I've seen that on many shows like Rigpley's Believe it or Not. I wonder how they got that out of him. :shrug:


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09 Apr 2008, 9:46 am

MissConstrue wrote:
:roll: Yes I've seen that on many shows like Rigpley's Believe it or Not. I wonder how they got that out of him. :shrug:


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09 Apr 2008, 9:47 am

On average, I sh!t once a day.



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09 Apr 2008, 9:53 am

When I was 10 years old, I drew a picture of Bugs Bunny taking a dump.


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09 Apr 2008, 9:54 am

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When I was 10 years old, I drew a picture of Bugs Bunny taking a dump.


How many years of therapy? :wink:


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09 Apr 2008, 9:59 am

Aridarr wrote:
This thread reminds me of this thing:

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The world's largest colon. It is five feet long and when it was removed it contained 40 pounds of excrement. It's previous owner died on the toilet, purportedly, unsurprisingly of terminal constipation.


Whoa. 8O


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09 Apr 2008, 10:29 am

As often as I can.

I also have irritable bowel issues...and constantly battle constipation..or the opposite... :?

There are few things I hate worse than constipation.

Any minute now, somebody is gonna start a nosepicking thread...


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09 Apr 2008, 11:24 am

SilverProteus wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
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Not to go too off topic, would it be considered sick to watch people take a dump?

I know some people who have a sort of obsession with watching people in toilets.


There are fetishes that involve bodily functions. I do find it disgusting, though.


So is it necessarily a fetish? I really don't get this aspect of my acquaintance.

Ugh. Now that you mentioned fetish, I'm thinking of other things this person might like to do with poo, other than watch people dispose their bodies of it. :eew:

Make it stop, make it stop! :wall:


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Especially not if you have a photographic memory like I have!


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09 Apr 2008, 11:57 am

Aridarr wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
When I was 10 years old, I drew a picture of Bugs Bunny taking a dump.


How many years of therapy? :wink:


None. It was probably just another phase in my life.


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09 Apr 2008, 12:12 pm

Aridarr wrote:
This thread reminds me of this thing:

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The world's largest colon. It is five feet long and when it was removed it contained 40 pounds of excrement. It's previous owner died on the toilet, purportedly, unsurprisingly of terminal constipation.

Looks like he could have used a little roughage, I have heard some meat eaters have meat stuck in there colon decomposing, so is that a steak on a plate underneath the colon?



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09 Apr 2008, 10:22 pm

When I was a kid, I thought that females don't sh*t. Just males.

I don't know why, though.

LOL



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10 Apr 2008, 2:44 am

According to "Spitting Image", Her Majesty the Queen doesn't. :D