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20 Feb 2021, 12:54 pm

Only fluffysaurus is fluffy.

Why is there a beautiful young Russian epidimiologist in my sitting room?

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20 Feb 2021, 1:18 pm

There is as two dangling from my apple tree last summer

Why is the alphabet in alphabetical order?

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20 Feb 2021, 1:28 pm

An alpha bet tic Al orders.

Why do people sit on chairs?

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20 Feb 2021, 1:30 pm

God put the alphabet in ABC order. He's on the spectrum.

People sit on chairs for revenge.

Why is Shakespeare still studied?

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20 Feb 2021, 2:43 pm

Because the art of shaking spears is hard to master and he was the only professional.

Why are cats picky about food?

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20 Feb 2021, 3:16 pm

Because they are picky about how their farts smell.

Are gravy boats seaworthy?

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20 Feb 2021, 8:27 pm

Only in the Caribbean.

Are animal crackers approved by PETA?

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21 Feb 2021, 1:45 am

No, because they do not taste like the species of animals that are represented. Also not all animals are represented.
How do you start a musical revolution?

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21 Feb 2021, 4:11 am

by pharting in an elevator filled with gagging trapped riders.

how do you stop a musical revolution?

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21 Feb 2021, 4:48 am

By going for a colonoscopy and taking a trumpet.

How many sheds is too many?

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21 Feb 2021, 4:57 am

brown.

why is water wet?

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21 Feb 2021, 5:26 am

It's actually dry but you have been brainwashed to believe it is wet.

Why is fire hot?

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21 Feb 2021, 5:27 am

because of the principalities.

why is ice cold?

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21 Feb 2021, 8:50 am

He had a refrigerator mother.

Where is your wallet?

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21 Feb 2021, 8:52 am

I left it in a bodega.

Are the streets of Montreal covered with ice?

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21 Feb 2021, 8:54 am

Only in the summer.

Do you speak French?

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