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16 Nov 2021, 5:03 am

Ask it if it would like to meet David Attenborough.

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16 Nov 2021, 5:22 am

Isn't Gorilla Tape designed specifically for this purpose?

How to make the world a better place?

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16 Nov 2021, 5:33 am

More people.

How do you make more people?

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16 Nov 2021, 5:35 am

Cut them into pieces so each piece regrows into a full human.

How to make less people?

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16 Nov 2021, 6:21 am

The Less tribe of southern Lemuria make babies the same way as everyone else. So, just play them some Barry White to get 'em in the mood.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

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16 Nov 2021, 6:26 am

Prescribe him glasses.

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16 Nov 2021, 3:57 pm

Let him row a gondola where there are low bridges.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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16 Nov 2021, 4:03 pm

A bucket of Guacamole.

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16 Nov 2021, 6:52 pm

Just ask Chuck how much.

Why eyes are round?

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16 Nov 2021, 9:57 pm

Because people don't like being called "square eyes".

Why don't humans have tails?

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17 Nov 2021, 6:53 am

Speak for yourself.

Why don't monkeys have broadband?

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17 Nov 2021, 7:44 am

They're waiting for something better to come along.

What's the difference between sumo wrestling and ballet dancing?

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17 Nov 2021, 7:48 am

Hairstyles.

Which fungi are edible?

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17 Nov 2021, 7:53 am

The ones on my cold, dead heart.

How to get the stupid thing down when it’s wet?

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17 Nov 2021, 7:54 am

My life is mushrooming.

What is a fuselage?

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17 Nov 2021, 8:04 am

It's a fuse that works with a lag so fire can start before it turns off.

How long was a diplodocus' neck?

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