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17 Nov 2021, 8:11 am

Long enough for the guillotine to miss.

How long is your fuse?



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17 Nov 2021, 9:07 am

HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A QUESTION!?

How often do you curse?


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17 Nov 2021, 9:12 am

When the bowel owls commence their morning hooting session.

Hoot or Hoot?



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17 Nov 2021, 9:58 am

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Gotta catch 'em all?


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17 Nov 2021, 10:00 am

Beware of low flying alien mushrooms.

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17 Nov 2021, 10:03 am

Sure!
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How can one "feel blue"?


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17 Nov 2021, 10:04 am

Because someone balanced a bucket of blue paint on the door you just opened.

How annoyed is too annoyed?



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17 Nov 2021, 11:00 pm

A noisy noise annoying a noisy oyster. That's too annoyed.
I mean, if you're already noisy, then there's no reason to be annoyed by noise. :nerdy:

How long do you think this thread will go for?


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17 Nov 2021, 11:07 pm




Why do we wear robes in the bath?


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18 Nov 2021, 3:44 am

We bear robes because we're afraid to rob bears.

What happens at a stock exchange market?


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18 Nov 2021, 7:46 am

Chefs buy and sell bouillon.

What is the minimum number of ingredients required for a really good soup?


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18 Nov 2021, 8:20 am

Just one: Lava.

What's the cutest animal in the world?


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18 Nov 2021, 8:23 am

A rotting wolf.

Is it necessary to pronounce the l in salmon?


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18 Nov 2021, 9:02 am

Only if you want to get food poisoning.

How many hoots are too many?



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18 Nov 2021, 1:40 pm

It's too much when a hoot starts turning into a tooth.

Would you like to wear a tutu? Where?


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18 Nov 2021, 1:46 pm

On my neck. It would be like a very fluffy necklace.


Same question.


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