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20 Nov 2021, 6:14 am

A person who writes out parking tickets.

What's a juggernaut?



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20 Nov 2021, 6:20 am

An empty pitcher.

What's a Jaffa cake?


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20 Nov 2021, 6:35 am

Something made from soylent green.

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20 Nov 2021, 7:10 am

It's totally a biscuit and not a cake. 8)

Why does "cheesecake" have the word "cheese" in it?


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20 Nov 2021, 8:12 am

To fool mice into trying to eat it. When they try they sink into the depths never to be seen again.

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20 Nov 2021, 6:49 pm

The cheese possessed the cake. That's why.


What are the least common logistical nightmares?


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23 Nov 2021, 5:39 am

Trains on time.

Where's the best place for a lawn?


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24 Nov 2021, 5:50 am

On a dark alley way, by the sewers.


Why does everything I touch burst into flames?


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24 Nov 2021, 8:13 am

Because you are from hell.

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24 Nov 2021, 8:32 am

Because I am IN hell and apparently my body's already 60% water content is also 60% holy water. Not sure how that happened.


Same question. :lol:


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24 Nov 2021, 10:12 am

Because you have your oven set way too high.

Pizza or Pasta?



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24 Nov 2021, 7:54 pm

Charcoal.


Why smores are made?


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24 Nov 2021, 8:58 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
Charcoal.


Why smores are made?


S'mores are made to help diabetics lower their blood sugar.

What makes the best asthma treatment?



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24 Nov 2021, 9:09 pm

Smoking.


How about diarrhea?


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25 Nov 2021, 4:53 am

Super hot kebab.

Why both tea and olives can be either black or green?


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25 Nov 2021, 8:53 am

Because they both come from the Black Forrest.

Why don't Italian restaurants have chopsticks?