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KateShroud
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06 Aug 2008, 3:08 pm

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Citizen! You have been Promoted to Blue Clearance. Congratulations! Now what service firm were you working for?
(Oh, wait...wrong board, right concept. PARANOIA, the RPG.)

The firm that exploded so that I could get a promotion... Uh, I mean, it was most unfortunate. Some of our best people worked there, but at least I get promoted.
Hey haven't seen you on here in a while.

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06 Aug 2008, 3:25 pm

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church.”

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000.”

The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000.”

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06 Aug 2008, 5:38 pm

I want my new specs NOW!! !! ! :evil:

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06 Aug 2008, 5:41 pm

Some days are full of happiness
Some days are full of sadness
Some days are full of laughter
Some days are full of tiredness
In the end a smile
Can change everything
From down to up
From being bummed out
To being cheerful and joyful
A smile is all you need

Another poem of mine, The Power of a Smile

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06 Aug 2008, 6:42 pm

I ain't sayin' nothin'

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06 Aug 2008, 9:35 pm

LLAMA

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07 Aug 2008, 2:44 am

BOO

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07 Aug 2008, 3:03 am

It's almost time. :tired:

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07 Aug 2008, 9:01 am

Oi!! !! !!

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07 Aug 2008, 9:11 am

Okay, I guess my laptop is okay now. I won't be out of touch then.

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07 Aug 2008, 9:21 am

Ittouryu Iai

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07 Aug 2008, 11:45 am

Grab that crab pot!! !!

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