Today my dad and I brought a dresser to my apartment because I'm naïvely hoping I will keep my clothes in there instead of in bins on the floor. We wanted to buy an old one at a thrift store, but we couldn't find one that would fit in my closet (I need to put it in my closet so I have room for my desk and my bed in the rest of the room), so we had to buy a new one. A new dresser, of course, means an overpriced, cheaply made piece of s**t, and also one that you have to assemble yourself.
My dad and I have long said that we could make a comedy show out of "[Dad] and [UA] Try to Figure Things Out" because every time we do this, we have incomprehensible instructions, no clue what we're doing, and every possible thing goes wrong. We were hoping to get it done in an hour and it took two and a half hours. And also, it doesn't fit in my closet. But as if that wasn't enough, just as we started putting it together the electrical system in the building went crazy (most of the lights weren't working but some were, and the fridge and fans still worked) and the fire alarm downstairs started going off, all for no apparent reason. So my roommates were all trying to call the maintenance people and chaos was happening in the living room while my dad and I were arguing in my bedroom. And also, my dad and I couldn't read the instructions because the light wasn't working.
After several people had come and failed to figure out what was wrong, everything suddenly started working again, supporting my theory that no one in the world actually has any idea what they're doing and things just work out on their own. And throughout all of this the apartment was filled with bits of styrofoam that went everywhere when we opened the box the dresser came in. Now I have a dresser in the middle of my room because it doesn't fit in the closet, and my clothes are still in bins on the floor because after that I was too tired to put them away.
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