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13 May 2008, 8:16 pm
May not necessarily be her husband.
13 May 2008, 8:20 pm
^ Oh, hahaha, I did not even think of that! 
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13 May 2008, 8:24 pm
That was the thought that came to mind after I finished laughing.
I'm saving that one on my hard drive. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you CityAsylum. 
13 May 2008, 8:25 pm
My pleasure, I am laughing pretty hard myself!
13 May 2008, 8:25 pm
A wonderful anniversary present I'll keep this in mind for when my brothers girl gets another mothers day
they'll love it.
13 May 2008, 8:27 pm
Yeah, everybody could use one of these!
Hmmm, has business possibilities . . . 
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13 May 2008, 8:28 pm
Just think, all fathers are mother f**kers.
13 May 2008, 8:29 pm
It's great at baby showers
13 May 2008, 8:30 pm
*gasp*
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13 May 2008, 8:33 pm
Public service announcement: If you are a man with a child, then you are a mother f**ker.
13 May 2008, 8:34 pm
Air, I need air
Or Enforcers . . . 
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13 May 2008, 8:39 pm
I once let MF slip out in front of a child and he told me to stop talking about his daddy.
13 May 2008, 8:43 pm
O M I GOD!
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13 May 2008, 8:46 pm
There was another time when I was trying to cheer up a friend of mine. He said he was such an MF but I told him he wasn't and if anyone was, it was me. He punched me in the mouth because he thought I was saying that I was the father of his child.
13 May 2008, 8:50 pm
^
Uh, did you clear it up . . . ?
After you put your teeth back in your mouth?
13 May 2008, 8:51 pm
Wait . . . are these true stories? 
