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17 Jun 2023, 7:10 pm

I think we need to hold elections.

If elected I pledge that there will be pot in every chicken and two Hot Wheels in every pocket. I promise to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. And no new taxes, read my lips.

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17 Jun 2023, 7:11 pm

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i really need to be moderated :(

I've been a bad WP member and I, too, need to be moderated :oops:



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17 Jun 2023, 7:13 pm

If I’m elected, there’ll be naked Mondays and taco Tuesdays.



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17 Jun 2023, 7:13 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
I think we need to hold elections.

If elected I pledge that there will be pot in every chicken and two Hot Wheels in every pocket. I promise to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. And no new taxes, read my lips.

:nerdy:


You'd get my vote, unless of course I can vote for myself, then sorry


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17 Jun 2023, 7:14 pm

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If I’m elected, there’ll be naked Mondays and taco Tuesdays.


Now I don't know if I'd vote for myself now.


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17 Jun 2023, 7:15 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
I think we need to hold elections.

If elected I pledge that there will be pot in every chicken and two Hot Wheels in every pocket. I promise to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. And no new taxes, read my lips.

:nerdy:


You'd get my vote, unless of course I can vote for myself, then sorry


That's fair, I'm trying to decide how to best steal 141414's platform and incorporate it into my own, since I want to vote for myself and get Taco Tuesdays.


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17 Jun 2023, 7:15 pm

^ You don’t want Naked Mondays?



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17 Jun 2023, 7:17 pm

pah! I always post naked


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17 Jun 2023, 7:17 pm

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^ You don’t want Naked Mondays?


I figured nakedness should be tolerated on all days.

Well, that and I like to fry bacon on Mondays.


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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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17 Jun 2023, 7:17 pm

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pah! I always post naked

I only post naked half the time.



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17 Jun 2023, 7:18 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
141414 wrote:
^ You don’t want Naked Mondays?


I figured nakedness should be tolerated on all days.

Well, that and I like to fry bacon on Mondays.

I know from experience that that’s a bad idea.



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17 Jun 2023, 7:19 pm

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pah! I always post naked

I only post naked half the time.


I post half-naked all the time.


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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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17 Jun 2023, 7:20 pm

I just have boxers on, oh and socks


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17 Jun 2023, 7:20 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
141414 wrote:
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pah! I always post naked

I only post naked half the time.


I post half-naked all the time.

Which half? :lol:

Nevermind.



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17 Jun 2023, 7:22 pm

^ The left half


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17 Jun 2023, 7:23 pm

141414 wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
141414 wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
pah! I always post naked

I only post naked half the time.


I post half-naked all the time.

Which half? :lol:

Nevermind.


Actually, it's fishnet. :nerdy:


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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.