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MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
How rude just to assume we are armpit scratching, beer guzzling, sports obsessed men...or are we...
Venger Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2008Gender: MalePosts: 3,519
I'm a stinky male Harbor Seal that drinks toot-beer and watches tootball
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
go toot somewhere else....your stinking up the place
I'm going to toot my own horn here....
what kind of horn do you have?
I like trumpets myself, but anything loud and obnoxious will do...
how about 14 kids all mad your watching the 7 year itch?
Well, when it's the 28th straight day of it, I guess they're entitled to be disgruntled.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
You must really like pie to be eating one for 28 days straight. It must be huge!
Rascal77s Veteran
Joined: 12 Nov 2011Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 2,725
You're probably gonna die soon due to extreme old age.
You 've had a facelift recently, Flipper. Tired of looking waterlogged?
Why did you have liposuction only to put all that extracted fat into a pie... and eat it again!
The same reason you're one of those Winos that vomits up alcohol, and then drinks it again to get drunk.(filltering it through a dirty t-shirt first)
metaldanielle Veteran
Joined: 1 Mar 2012Age: 35Gender: FemalePosts: 4,048
U all are disgusting!
That's easy for you to say, you've got balls of steel.