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23 Feb 2021, 1:53 am

by pharting in its general direction.

how to refill an ink cartridge?



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23 Feb 2021, 2:08 am

Put ink in the sink, then scoop with something pink. Just don't blink.

How to make unbearably spicy food edible?


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23 Feb 2021, 2:10 am

mix it with heavy water and a death wish.

how to sail to the moon using a feather?



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23 Feb 2021, 2:12 am

Tickle the sailboat with the feather, to keep it awake.

Why should I close the light and go to bed?


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23 Feb 2021, 2:14 am

so you won't be late for your short vacation tour of the elysian fields.

why do it?



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23 Feb 2021, 6:59 am

The blame matrix has difficulty selecting a direction.

Cuddly or Fluffy?



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23 Feb 2021, 8:05 am

fluffysaurus

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23 Feb 2021, 8:06 am

Fluffy knife chops best

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23 Feb 2021, 8:08 am

Humans drink blood; vampires drink only the finest Bourbon.

What shape is the Moon?


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23 Feb 2021, 8:13 am

Depends who's mooning.

What shape is a line?


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23 Feb 2021, 8:24 am

They look like a very fluffy bunny slipper.

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23 Feb 2021, 10:06 am

They're shipshape.

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23 Feb 2021, 12:53 pm

No, a lot of them are spam.

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23 Feb 2021, 1:13 pm

I had chicken. I love eating chicken.

Is there such thing as eating too much chicken?


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23 Feb 2021, 9:11 pm

No, because chicken is so great. :eew:

Is feta cheese proof of God?


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24 Feb 2021, 7:01 am

Feta cheese is proof of Goldbach's conjecture.

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