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Your little sister used to beat you up all the time. Must be why this subject crossed your mind.

Well yeah, she was a little ninja...only she beat me with words instead of nunchuks.

Not nearly as embarrassing as you losing a swimming race to a peacock.

And you lost a Weight-Loss contest to Kate Moss......you are such a jealous cranium!

Sylkat

Only because I'm already underweight.

It's a good thing you are too, otherwise you couldn't climb those stalks to feed your pollen addiction all the time.

Underweight?

You are all bones!

Sylkat

You're just jealous, you fat person.

You're the one that pigs-out on red M&Ms all the time.

Says the first person at a fish banquet...you'll get mercury poisoning.

Bonehead

I have some red M&Ms for you to eat. They look similar to those red-tips on thermometers too.

Most people use electronic thermometers these days but I think I know what kind you're talking about. It those ones that marine biologists stick up seals butts right?

And how did you come by that knowledge, Yogi?

Loves models because a group of them got on a bus and sat right in front of you and flirted with you nonstop.

Meanwile you wish that happened for you, but your breasts sag.

The only way that the term 'model' applies to you is that you look like an anatomical model.

Sylkat