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Social_Fantom
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08 Sep 2008, 9:28 am

After three set backs, the social skills class that I have been promised is finally going to start today. But I feel as though I'll never quite grasp it completely.

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08 Sep 2008, 10:21 am

"random" is the domain of the "ran".

hmmm...might look up some proverbs.
i do not understand proverbs so i rework them so i can.

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a bird in the hand is dead or a pet.
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make hay within the next 5 billion years.
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a stitch in time will reveal an overproduction of lactic acid.
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many hands make not as many watches.
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too many cooks would have found too many australias.
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all work and no play makes jack an obsessive compulsive.
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an apple a day will amount to a lot of apples to leave in your will.
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every picture tells a thousand words that even my most sensitive microphone can not pick up.
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all road lead to red lights.
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early to bed and early to rise,
means a mind is dead,
but can't keep closed it's eyes.
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fools rush in where they can breed unchecked. (angels can not "fear to tread" because they fly.)
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"necessity" is the mother of a girl whose grandmother was prone to giving her children wierd names.

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it takes 2 to share the misery of boring company.
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whatever. i am tired of this.

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08 Sep 2008, 4:42 pm

Am I the only one without site problems right now?.. I feel weird.

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Oh... So it works now? Okay.

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08 Sep 2008, 6:00 pm

Robotic Operating Buddy will assist your surgery!

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08 Sep 2008, 6:14 pm

A doctor a day keeps the apple away.....

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08 Sep 2008, 7:33 pm

Not today.

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08 Sep 2008, 9:38 pm

*Enters*
"Umm...Hello, is this the Computer mandaded confession booth?"

"I would like to register my mutant power, Telekenisis!"

"....Waaaaaaiiiiiit! This is not the confession booth and I allready registered that too!!"

"Oops...I guess I should be more careful."

*Leaves*

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09 Sep 2008, 1:04 am

yes

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09 Sep 2008, 3:16 am

"If you kill all the criminals you will be the only criminal left"

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09 Sep 2008, 7:22 am

I can't sleep!

darkstone100
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09 Sep 2008, 12:38 pm

maybe I'm crazy.

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09 Sep 2008, 12:53 pm

Here`s parts of a critics wiew on the new
New kids on the Block album, saw it today
in the paper:

""..this is so packed with sexual content, that
its sexual harassment at best, at worst its a
50 minute long rape-threat""

Score: 1 out of 6 possible

:lol: