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Rascal77s Veteran
Joined: 12 Nov 2011Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 2,725
Venger Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2008Gender: MalePosts: 3,519
Actually your hands look rotten too. lol
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Says the seal whose head is his only body part not decomposed.
You're the one that was born in 1200 AD.
I've heard others say that you must have been born yesterday.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Perhaps Venger belongs in the Children's Forum, then. Or does WP have a Newborn Aspie section? Sylkat
WP doesn't have Newborn Aspie section, nor a section for rodents... however, I've got a mouse trap that looks like it would accommodate you.
How about you find an isolated, obscure monastery and go meditate there for a couple hundred years. No Internet allowed, to distract you! Sylkat
I tried that but a pesky rodent kept nibbling on my robe while I was meditating.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
That's when you sprinkle a pollen trail through the evil woods back to the colorful, irresistable internet hub.
Pollen trails only attract bees. I am doubtful that hidden Tibetan monasteries have beehives. That incessant buzzing would disrupt the chanting. And that would be considered appallingly rude. And we cannot have any of that on this thread! Sylkat
My mistake...it' s just that your face seemed a little powdery up there. You must really like butter.
Is your new avatar trying ( and failing) to look like Buzz Lightyear? Sylkat
Only if I can repeat the same catchphrase ad nauseum and make millions...
The only thing you'll "make millions" of is germs.
If she had kept her protective helmet on, like she was supposed to, she would not have inhaled all those alien germs. Sylkat