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25 Jan 2013, 4:21 am

I think you should sit down and take a stress pill and think about this. I'm feeling fine now and have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission... Daisy, Daisy, give me your aaannnnssswwweerrrr dddooooooooo.


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25 Jan 2013, 5:45 am

Personally, I always thought that the Star Child was one ugly kid.

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25 Jan 2013, 6:17 am

Rodents are more ugly. :P


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25 Jan 2013, 7:24 am

The majority of the (male) population believes Beavers are Beautiful!
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Didn't you used to want to be 'Enlightened'?

I think nowadays they are calling it
'Diet'


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25 Jan 2013, 7:38 am

Pfft! You look like you go to the same spaced out tailor as MjrMajorMajor.


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25 Jan 2013, 8:05 am

She's my body double and there have been cuts in the wardrobe department!

Using "Pfft!' in a conversation is an obvious example of a lesser mind failing to adapt to a situation requiring intelligence,
elasticity, persipicacity,magnificacity, elongacity and mesmerifercation!


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25 Jan 2013, 11:55 am

Pfft!

(The sound of a Dormouse sneezing because he's been perched on a flower for months and just realized that he has hay fever)

MjrMajorMajor and Syzygyish think that they look like cool astronauts, but they are really just minimum-wage employees of the CDC,whose job is to collect cow droppings to check for Hoof And Mouth Disease.

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25 Jan 2013, 12:19 pm

Is an unpaid volunteer cow dropping collector because she loves the job so much.


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25 Jan 2013, 12:35 pm

The Tibetan Buddhist monasteries are having such a cold winter that they are burning dried Yak droppings, just to keep warm.

I think that I just figured out why fragrant incense burns constantly in those monasteries...... 8O

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25 Jan 2013, 1:15 pm

you think cow pies smell wonderful, cus the b.o. that reminates from your arm pits is over-powering at best


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25 Jan 2013, 7:11 pm

You thought they were a delicacy, to be paired with horse apples... 8O



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26 Jan 2013, 1:35 am

Why shouldn't he think so?

He has no nose to tell him otherwise.

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26 Jan 2013, 3:50 am

What's wrong with that? I have no ears, and it makes me even cuter than you are.



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26 Jan 2013, 3:52 am

Venger wrote:
What's wrong with that? I have no ears, and it makes me even cuter than you are.


All seals have ears. If you don't there's something wrong with you :P



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26 Jan 2013, 7:20 am

Of course there is something wrong with him;

He's rude!

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26 Jan 2013, 8:25 am

Sylkat wrote:
Of course there is something wrong with him;

He's rude!

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That's SO profiling!
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He may or not be Rude
Crude, ignorant, uneducated, a blight on society and a general dillemna for WP
but that's not your problem

I,
on the other han d,
welcome another idiot to WP and
will always give sucour and solitude to wherever it is or is not needed the most


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