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You dolled up to go out, but your plans to travel have gotten out of hand!

Perhaps your own travel plans can include exploring live volcanoes....

Sylkat

It' s not like I' m gallavanting the Out back, which you must be with that hat...

No, You are dancing a Jig with a crazy Irish band.

Sylkat

Perhaps you should be flogged like molly.

You're perverted.

You're the one with a username that sounds like "penis".

How would you know what his name sounds like? You have no ears.

On that note... joke for you.

A guy in a trench coat walks into a bar and calls the bartender over. He says, "bartender if I show you something you've never seen before will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?"

The bartender looks him up and down and says, "Buddy I've been doing this for 30 years and seen everything under the sun come through that door. There nothing you can show me that I haven't seen, but OK I'll play along, free drinks if you show me something I've never seen before."

The guy reached into his trench coat and pulls out a 6 inch piano and places it on the bar.

The bartender laughs and says, "HA! Buddy I can buy one of those at the novelty store for $1"

The guy reaches into his trench coat again and pulls out a 12 inch tall man. He sets the man down on the bar and the little man walks over to the piano and starts playing it like a virtuoso.

Wide eyed the bartender says, "Holy s**t! That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life! Please, you have to tell me how you got it!! !"

The guy replies, "Well I was walking through the alley and I tripped over a oil lamp. I picked it up and rubbed the grime off it. All of a sudden, POOF, a genie appears and granted me one wish. I though carefully and wished for a 12 inch penis."

Is there a phallic preoccupation here?

no just your occupation pleasing phallics

Nooooo, I think that would be in the 'Love And Dating' section.

Sylkat

no, the work thread would be more suiting

Since Danmac has no body, only two eyebrows, one Grinny mouth, and two eyes, I sense some jealousy.

Sylkat

Says the rodent with "bits" no bigger than a pea.

says the abstinent monk...

Says the one flogging a dead horse.