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12 Mar 2015, 3:06 pm

your hair has teeth on each strand.



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12 Mar 2015, 3:15 pm

your ears have hairy teeth on the top of each hair.



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12 Mar 2015, 3:16 pm

your earrings have hairy teeth on them.



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12 Mar 2015, 3:18 pm

your heals have spleen attached on them.



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12 Mar 2015, 3:20 pm

your spleen has calloused heels on all sides



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13 Mar 2015, 10:53 am

your calloused spleen has heels on it!



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13 Mar 2015, 7:36 pm

your callouses have calloused heels on them



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14 Mar 2015, 3:05 pm

your heels have heels on them!



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14 Mar 2015, 7:33 pm

your heels have mudflaps on them.



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16 Mar 2015, 12:02 pm

your heels have mouse traps on them.



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16 Mar 2015, 1:08 pm

your mouse has a mouse on it, and they both are trapped on a muddy mudflap about to get smushed by a giant heel.



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16 Mar 2015, 1:12 pm

your heel has three set of giant heels on it!



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16 Mar 2015, 1:15 pm

your mouse has 3 cords coming out of it and 7 buttons and 2 scroll wheels



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16 Mar 2015, 5:14 pm

Your car has 6 wheels coming out of it and 14 buttons.


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16 Mar 2015, 5:16 pm

your car has the mumps



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17 Mar 2015, 1:36 pm

your car has haemorrhoids.