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27 Jan 2013, 4:23 pm

me too!
and my tall tales are enjoyed by all who know me, AND THEY BELIVE THEM ALL!


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27 Jan 2013, 4:27 pm

Perhaps he eagle will just drop the golf ball on your head.

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27 Jan 2013, 4:28 pm

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Perhaps he eagle will just drop the golf ball on your head.

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You would make an excellent golf ball.



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27 Jan 2013, 4:29 pm

you just pray eagles spend there time looking for golf balls and not little miceses


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27 Jan 2013, 4:33 pm

danmac wrote:
you just pray eagles spend there time looking for golf balls and not little miceses


See that's the problem with not having a cranium, you can't tell the difference between bears and mice.



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27 Jan 2013, 4:37 pm

had to remove it to end the anxity nightmare.......but I'm much better now
and bear? mice? niether are a match for me


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27 Jan 2013, 4:40 pm

Bears have fangs, claws, climb trees, steal hiker's food, and scare people.

Dormice dine delicately on gourmet cheese, climb flowers, and just look cute.

Danmacs just float in midair, grinning.

At least the animals in the 'Rude' thread accomplish something!
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27 Jan 2013, 4:45 pm

no, but they offer witty advice on matters of the liver


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27 Jan 2013, 4:51 pm

I don't really like liver.

Bringing up unpleasant food is rude.

Well done!

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27 Jan 2013, 5:01 pm

Your username is there for a reason. You don't really need to sign your name at the bottom like that or anything, gosh. U:l

...*feels like a jerk* ; ~ ;


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27 Jan 2013, 5:03 pm

you feel like beef jerky?
do you have old leathery skin?


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27 Jan 2013, 5:10 pm

Well, at least I know the difference between your and you're.

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27 Jan 2013, 5:14 pm

Yuugiri wrote:
Well, at least I know the difference between your and you're.
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Is that a silk worm cocoon on your ear?



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27 Jan 2013, 5:39 pm

Perhaps it is a Tribble.

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27 Jan 2013, 5:55 pm

It's earmuffs... ; ^ ;

*can think of nothing insulting to say, so decides to cower in a corner instead* orz


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27 Jan 2013, 6:03 pm

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It's earmuffs... ; ^ ;

*can think of nothing insulting to say, so decides to cower in a corner instead* orz


It's very rude to cower in the corner. Well done.