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23 Nov 2011, 12:32 am

I've got an idea: Tourette's Guy fortune cookies.

You open one up and see:

"You can't do s**t without your balls."

Sounds philosophical, no?

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23 Nov 2011, 12:55 am

I found this:

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23 Nov 2011, 1:38 am

Oh, gee. I'm sorry to annoy everybody with my aspieness. :lol:

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23 Nov 2011, 2:21 am

I really don't feel like I fit in on other forums.

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23 Nov 2011, 3:03 am

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

jmnixon95 wrote:

Ohohoh, what a German master we have here!

I actually had a German to English dictionary. I just used it to make sense of what was going on.

It feels like that when I attempt to use a social cue on someone but end up making a fool of myself. That is why I hate the Eternal September.

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23 Nov 2011, 8:20 am

I'm drinking SunnyD, but I don't taste the power of the sun. :roll:

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23 Nov 2011, 8:21 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

I'm drinking SunnyD, but I don't taste the power of the sun. :roll:

Ripoff!

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23 Nov 2011, 8:24 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

I'm drinking SunnyD, but I don't taste the power of the sun. :roll:

Ripoff!

I know right?

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23 Nov 2011, 8:24 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

I'm drinking SunnyD, but I don't taste the power of the sun. :roll:

Ripoff!

I know right?

False advertising! A crime has been committed!

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23 Nov 2011, 10:00 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

I'm drinking SunnyD, but I don't taste the power of the sun. :roll:

Ripoff!

I know right?

False advertising! A crime has been committed!

Which one?

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23 Nov 2011, 10:07 am

theimperiousdork wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

I'm drinking SunnyD, but I don't taste the power of the sun. :roll:

Ripoff!

I know right?

False advertising! A crime has been committed!

Which one?

Like I said, false advertising. SunnyD does NOT unleash the power of the sun.

I've never tasted it, but Brainfre3ze_93 says he did not taste the power of the sun.

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23 Nov 2011, 10:19 am

Yeah. I don't know what the sun tastes, but I know for sure, it's burning hot!

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23 Nov 2011, 11:04 am

I never have liked Sunny Delight.

I'm cooking some dishes for Thanksgiving today so I don't have to cook so much tomorrow. Everything I cook is homemade and not from a box. So it makes Thanksgiving easier to do some things the day before.

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Your Aspie score: 167 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 35 of 200
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23 Nov 2011, 11:08 am

this little piggy went to market,

and he wailed just "squee squee squee",

but the night before,
he had found the law
of how everything came to be.

but all he said was "squee squee squee",
on the way to the market.
now he ceases to be.

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23 Nov 2011, 12:32 pm

B9 what is squee? Is that an Australian word?

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23 Nov 2011, 12:45 pm

Oh, I almost forgot! The Big D wishes an advanced Happy Turkey Day greetings to Taupey and all American WPers!

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