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The Lidl advert isn't a patch on the Aldi one

It's 2 above now

I've reached the conclusion that my downstairs neighbour is taking washing in for people

Evidence: she's housebound and when you do see her she's always wearing either a nighty or a bath towel BUT the wash machine is on twice, sometimes thrice A DAY!

If this isn't proof then I don't know what is

Water is wet and fire is hot.

My mom hates movies that have aliens or giant monsters in them.

It's weird how you don't see uniformed police patrolling the streets anymore like you did in the olden days

I can remember when I was about 15 and getting chased by the police down the East Lancs Road at about 5am

It was so funny

I mean they caught me in the end after they probably caused damage to their vehicle through keep having to bump it up and down over the central reservation

I got a good hiding for that

Because of negative reception and lack of excitement in regards to the upcoming remake of Snow White, it is expected to bomb and lose money for Walt Disney Studios.

Amazon left a parcel for my daughter on the front step (outside) yesterday. It was all sorts of protein powder and stuff...80 quids worth

Anyway when I went downstairs to get it and the box it was all packaged in was gone and all that was left was two tubs of powder....50 quids worth

Anyway my first instinct was was that it was the kids downstairs so I went and knocked on a few doors but no one knew anything and no one answered at the flat where these kids live

So I was mad me and I shouted "thieving c**** better not f****** cross me" right outside their door

Anyway I told my daughter to contact Amazon blah blah blah. So she did and they raised an investigation

So I just went out now to put the bins out and low and behold what was sitting at the bottom of the stairs near the porch?

Little s**ts have taken it thinking it was milkshakes and treats and then when they've heard me shouting they've s**t themselves and when there daddy has got home he's the one who's had to solve the problem

I can laugh now but I was so worried about it last night because I didn't know if there was an invoice in the box or if it was workmen who had taken it or it it was malicious...I thought my head was gonna go psycho pop

I'm actually relieved that it was just kids playing....I get that, I've done it myself

Phew!

They've only taken a protein bar out of the box. I hope it gives them the s**ts for a week

I notice the 85p ready meals in Sainsbury's have gone up to a quid each now

I had one of their £1 Cottage Pies the other week - pretty good at the price. Asda used to have some 85p ready meals, including Cottage Pie and Chicken Hotpot, but these were withdrawn after the Pandemic.

I like the Aldi ones and they're still 85p

Have you been banned from Aldi Deephour

No! I was there earlier this evening (that's where I bought the Jaffa Cakes)! Why did you think I might have been banned?

Because you've not mentioned it for a bit

Did you eat the full packet

I've got 3 remaining from a packet of 12. They'll be gone within the hour.

They must have got smaller

I'm not a massive fan of custard but it really did bring out the flavour of ginger in the Jamaica Ginger Cake