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24 Nov 2011, 10:56 am

someone was talking about a situation where a car burglar stole an "off duty" policemans car.

i became immediately troublesome because i wanted to know if the policeman owned the car that was stolen when he was "on duty". i wanted to know it because i found it odd that she said that the car that was stolen was an "off duty" policemans car, and not an "on duty" policemans car.
what is the difference?

she became confused and i went back to what i was doing prior to the distraction.



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24 Nov 2011, 11:06 am

It's...






... THANKSGIVING!! !

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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24 Nov 2011, 11:19 am

"squee" is the sound of a piglet squealing,
god i could not ignore the sound of a squealing piglet.

i would try to find it and determine why it is squealing, and i would make it's life better if only i could.


animals are very beautiful beings.



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24 Nov 2011, 11:34 am

b9 wrote:
someone was talking about a situation where a car burglar stole an "off duty" policemans car.

i became immediately troublesome because i wanted to know if the policeman owned the car that was stolen when he was "on duty". i wanted to know it because i found it odd that she said that the car that was stolen was an "off duty" policemans car, and not an "on duty" policemans car.
what is the difference?

she became confused and i went back to what i was doing prior to the distraction.


It means the officer's car was stolen while the officer was off-duty.



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24 Nov 2011, 11:55 am

So tired this week


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24 Nov 2011, 12:17 pm

I'm so unproductive for the past two weeks. Now time to get back on my feet after slacking a bit.


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24 Nov 2011, 12:46 pm

I've been semi-productive...going places slowly.


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24 Nov 2011, 1:20 pm

Of all the days for my mom to mop, she has to do it on a holiday. :roll:


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24 Nov 2011, 1:51 pm

As for my productivity.... I have been taught to weld aluminium this week at work. Welded up some aluminium truck side panels. Apparently I'm very good at it considering I've just started.

Also progressed a little with my AS assesment. I saw a psychiatrist yesterday and he told me I have at least some Aspergers traits and that he doesn't think I'm "seriously mentally ill". I'll take that as a compliment. :P


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24 Nov 2011, 2:01 pm

I've got to go downstairs and wait for the mail lady. If I don't expect anything to come in the mail, I won't be disappointed. :)


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24 Nov 2011, 2:15 pm

I like feeding my Parasaurolophi Chocolate Soya milk as they cannot have ordinary mammalian milk as it will give them upset stomachs because they are reptillian herbivores, but they love it almost as much as I do. NOM NOM NOM!


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24 Nov 2011, 2:30 pm

I am trying to do something worthwhile. I am feeling swamped.

Rabbitears, wait. They're dinosaurs, aren't they? ;)


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24 Nov 2011, 2:34 pm

I love how the "heroes" in the Dinosair King cartoons are some of the most unlikeable characters in the whole thing, especially max.
The Alpha Gang on the other hand are enjoyable to watch.


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24 Nov 2011, 3:28 pm

What do they do with all the turkey feathers at the Foster Farms plants?



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24 Nov 2011, 3:41 pm

theimperiousdork wrote:
Rabbitears, wait. They're dinosaurs, aren't they? ;)


Indeed.


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24 Nov 2011, 4:14 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfqdOg0OAQ[/youtube]

Cover version.... Anyone interested?


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