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Jory
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25 Nov 2011, 11:45 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
A new anus would be nice.


What the hell have you been doing to it? :?



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25 Nov 2011, 11:48 pm

This is the third instance of my policy against Vileness being violated. Whatever shall I do? 8O



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25 Nov 2011, 11:49 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
A new anus would be nice.


You should head down to the anus bazaar and try to find one


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25 Nov 2011, 11:55 pm

Yawn.


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25 Nov 2011, 11:56 pm

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25 Nov 2011, 11:59 pm

Vigilans wrote:
You should head down to the anus bazaar and try to find one


I went there once but I didn't like it. It was full of a**holes.



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26 Nov 2011, 12:25 am

I would love to go back in time about 50 years, bring someone back to 2011, and show them a refrigerator with a TV screen in the door. I'll say to them, "We haven't cured cancer yet. They were too busy working on this."



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26 Nov 2011, 12:27 am

On a brighter note, there's only one more month before Christmas. :) :santa:


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26 Nov 2011, 12:41 am

I can't [sic] believe it's Christmas, my favorite time of year...



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26 Nov 2011, 12:48 am

I wonder how many posts I will make before bedtime. Once I start typing, I can't stop.


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26 Nov 2011, 12:56 am

My cat just spat on her paw to clean her face... never seen her do that before.

I think I will just go to bed. It's almost 10.


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26 Nov 2011, 1:00 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB6LQ1-WKU&feature=related[/youtube]

these videos are the greatest thing I've seen in a while.


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26 Nov 2011, 1:02 am

I find that sitting in a darkened room for an hour before bed helps me to fall asleep faster when the time comes.


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26 Nov 2011, 1:15 am

I'm waiting for my parents to get back from Portland, then I will go to bed.


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26 Nov 2011, 1:16 am

New people appear and wash all around me, while I wonder what happened to the old ones, as I get swept away.


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26 Nov 2011, 1:22 am

^ Hello. :)

Well, I'm off to bed. See y'all later. :)


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