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08 Dec 2006, 8:00 pm

Acting lessons from Stephen King.

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08 Dec 2006, 8:20 pm

acting lessons from a lightbulb

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08 Dec 2006, 9:21 pm

acting lessons from jessica simpson

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08 Dec 2006, 11:49 pm

A new joke so you don't have to keep reusing the old ones.

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09 Dec 2006, 1:27 am

A used todler's diaper, complete with stools.

Deus_ex_machina
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09 Dec 2006, 1:35 am

A frontal lobotomy.

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09 Dec 2006, 1:43 am

A cephalorectal separation, to get your head out of your butt.

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09 Dec 2006, 2:04 am

some guy named jim who enjoys talking about his bowel movements and the stock exchange programs

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09 Dec 2006, 2:31 am

twenty four hour webcam feed from the city landfill.

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