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17 Mar 2015, 1:38 pm

your car has dirty mudflaps on its hemorrhoids



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17 Mar 2015, 1:52 pm

your car has stinky boot filled with mudflaps.



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17 Mar 2015, 1:58 pm

your car's boot has hemorrhoids



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17 Mar 2015, 2:02 pm

your car's boot has eels with haemorrhoids in it.



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17 Mar 2015, 2:09 pm

your car's boot's eels' hemorrhoids have hairy hemorrhoids on them



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17 Mar 2015, 2:18 pm

your hairy haemorrhoids have eels with little cars and boots with mudflaps. :P



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17 Mar 2015, 3:03 pm

your hemorrhoids have forest of hairy mudflaps with roads and cars driving all over them



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18 Mar 2015, 7:11 am

your eels have terrible hairy haemorrhoids and purple acne :P



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18 Mar 2015, 7:45 am

Your haemorrhoids need anger management :x and your acne has self-esteem issues. :oops:


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18 Mar 2015, 2:47 pm

your gluteus maximus is shaped like an X.



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18 Mar 2015, 2:57 pm

Your eels have suppurating pustules - they're not coming on my hovercraft!



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18 Mar 2015, 3:02 pm

you smell like a UNIVAC.



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19 Mar 2015, 6:54 am

I am never ordering birds nest soup from you again!

Waiter!
There's bat droppings in his saliva!

close your mouth!


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19 Mar 2015, 7:11 am

And you close your zipper...I can see your shorts with Bugs Bunny :jester:



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19 Mar 2015, 1:53 pm

your shorts have "hello kitty" on them



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19 Mar 2015, 2:20 pm

your trousers have "hello kitty" on them :P