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26 Jul 2012, 5:18 pm

Ooh dear no - my lower arms would drop off!

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26 Jul 2012, 5:43 pm

I've finished an all day session of practicing lighting the Olympic Stadium flame.
I've packed an extra box of matches in my bag for tomorrow as they're expecting wind.

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26 Jul 2012, 9:29 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Ooh dear no - my lower arms would drop off!

the teeth, not the elbow. anyways, [in the spirit of the thread] lets hope the elbow "gums" have gingivitis.

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26 Jul 2012, 9:32 pm

I think Bob Henrit is hot.

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27 Jul 2012, 5:53 am

The Olympics are being held in New Jersey this year.
Most of the athletes spend their days off touring Famous Mafia Murder sites.

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27 Jul 2012, 5:57 am

Three-dollar Bills are 100% real.

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27 Jul 2012, 8:57 pm

I ride a steam locomotive every morning to work. On the way home, I take a zipline.

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27 Jul 2012, 9:13 pm

The Harry Potter books are historically accurate.
It all happened in the 1950's in England.
Prince Charles was personal friends with one of the elder Weasley brothers, but did not know at the time that he was a Wizard.

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27 Jul 2012, 9:44 pm

I don't give a damn about London, or the Olympics.

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28 Jul 2012, 5:50 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

I don't give a damn about London, or the Olympics.

Neither do I! I hope America doesn't win a single medal!

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