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auntblabby
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29 Jul 2012, 3:59 pm

i invented air.

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29 Jul 2012, 4:00 pm

I'm tall.

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29 Jul 2012, 4:01 pm

i'm short.

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29 Jul 2012, 4:49 pm

I am plump.

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29 Jul 2012, 5:23 pm

Sheep burrow.

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29 Jul 2012, 6:26 pm

I saw a lorry deliver a bungee crane and chord to Balmoral this afternoon.
What is Her Majesty up to?

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29 Jul 2012, 6:30 pm

She be gettin' down wi' de kids? (yo! etc)

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29 Jul 2012, 6:41 pm

^ :evil: [lying of course]

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30 Jul 2012, 7:25 am

It's about time we got off our sweet asses and started contributing to society!
{present company excluded)

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30 Jul 2012, 9:56 am

I'm not waiting for anything.

And I love waiting.

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30 Jul 2012, 10:24 am

I was just elected the 23rd Vice-Duke of the Moon in a landslide.

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30 Jul 2012, 4:30 pm

I was born raised in West Philadelphia, spent most of my days in a playground. Spent it, chilling, relaxing, etc, and shooting basketball outside the school. These couple guys were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and told me I had to move in with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

I whistled for a taxi cab, when it got near, I noticed the license place said "Fresh" and there was dice in the mirror. The cab seemed a little rare, but i forgot about it, I was off to Bel-Air! I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 PM, told the cab driver "Smell ya later!" Looked at the Kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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30 Jul 2012, 6:06 pm

auntblabby wrote:

i'm short.

So am I.

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30 Jul 2012, 6:17 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

i'm short.

So am I.

Yeah, I am 2 and-a-half inches tall!

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30 Jul 2012, 6:20 pm

Exciting news

Ikea have announced a new range of furniture called Hjiggs.

Made from exotic particleboard this exciting new range of stylish yet functional furniture is guaranteed to fall apart at least 10 times faster than previous ranges.

Hurry down to your nearest store to buy yours before the stock all spontaneously disintegrates.

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30 Jul 2012, 7:57 pm

Sylkat wrote:

I am plump.

Sylk

So am I!

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