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10 Dec 2006, 5:37 am

A reason to need a bag with holes in it, and a reason to need one without.


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10 Dec 2006, 9:40 am

White Water Rafting with Condoleeza Rice and Puff the Magic Dragon.



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10 Dec 2006, 7:25 pm

A Siamese twins wardrobe.


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10 Dec 2006, 8:20 pm

a nice big juicy arsenic burger


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10 Dec 2006, 11:41 pm

A dead smelly fat man in a red suit wedged like a very tight plug inside the chimney



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10 Dec 2006, 11:50 pm

An old artificial tree that's missing half its branches, and a set of lights, with their paint scratched off them.



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11 Dec 2006, 3:05 am

A Christmas-tree-light Sandwich.


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11 Dec 2006, 3:45 am

A day with George W. Bush. :twisted:


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11 Dec 2006, 5:47 am

A day with Dick Cheney. He has a gun.


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11 Dec 2006, 5:50 am

A day with Gary Glitter.


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11 Dec 2006, 5:51 am

A day with my father.


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11 Dec 2006, 7:27 am

A day with my Aunt.



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11 Dec 2006, 7:32 am

A day with Zeeky H. Bomb.


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11 Dec 2006, 7:44 am

A Shooter Video Game, where you shoot flowers at wariors. :lol:



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11 Dec 2006, 8:03 am

a very hungry t-rex


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11 Dec 2006, 1:48 pm

Four hundred and forty nine dried bogey's in a gift box.