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auntblabby
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31 Jul 2012, 3:25 am

i am as muscular and fit as ahnold was in his prime.



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31 Jul 2012, 3:40 am

I am a completely rational and logical person.



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31 Jul 2012, 1:58 pm

Pastor Maldonardo is a particularly nasty food poisoning that you get from dodgy lasagne.



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31 Jul 2012, 10:20 pm

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01 Aug 2012, 12:00 am

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01 Aug 2012, 9:23 am

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01 Aug 2012, 9:44 am

i love short conversations in sparsely occupied bars and taverns.



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01 Aug 2012, 10:20 am

i am so glad that it will happen. soon.



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01 Aug 2012, 10:35 am

i'm so glad that it will never happen, ever.



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01 Aug 2012, 10:46 am

i am so glad that it will happen. soon.



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01 Aug 2012, 10:55 am

i'm so glad that i don't know what the above poster is talking about.



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01 Aug 2012, 4:23 pm

I can't bear to hear the coronation anthem 'I Was Glad' by Sir Charles Hubert Hastings Parry.


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01 Aug 2012, 5:56 pm

^^ God yes. :roll: What an awful racket...


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01 Aug 2012, 6:34 pm

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01 Aug 2012, 9:27 pm

I am most Definitely not an eternal servant of my dark master Cthulhu....



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01 Aug 2012, 10:04 pm

I had lobster for supper tonight.


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