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04 Aug 2012, 7:09 am

The human race has had a billion second chances and doesn't deserve a second more
and God, stop listening
cause wer'e going to stop asking

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04 Aug 2012, 5:28 pm

aspi-rant wrote:

i am happy that everyone agrees with me and the choices i'd like to make.

Same here.

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04 Aug 2012, 5:57 pm

auntblabby wrote:

i am as sexy as brad pitt, and as rich as a king, and as popular as a celebrity.

So am I!

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11 Aug 2012, 4:41 pm

I've felt very welcome here over the past 7 days.

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11 Aug 2012, 6:43 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I've felt very welcome here over the past 7 days.

So have I!

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11 Aug 2012, 10:05 pm

I love going to the dentist.

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11 Aug 2012, 11:52 pm

I finding waking up for school enjoyable.

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12 Aug 2012, 6:41 pm

Jitro wrote:

I love going to the dentist.

So do I!

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12 Aug 2012, 10:29 pm

I'm so happy right now, I can dance!

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13 Aug 2012, 6:40 am

they are all stupid people doing stupid things for stupid reasons

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13 Aug 2012, 1:44 pm

SpongeBob SqaurePants is my uncle.

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14 Aug 2012, 6:41 am

This is all fantasy, of course :
Supaman was flying around down town and I was back-paddling really slowly trying to keep his underpants up
when a Soccer mum hit on me, so I hit him back!
This ended really badly as we went back to the senior citizens retirement home where I am going to be born
and made me and a bunch of squalling prehensile future senior American voters
(everybody votes in the U.S. don'tcha know?)
and THEN something happened that I don't want to talk about
and THEN something happened that I've already forgotten about
and THEN I wrote this post
and THEN you read it
even people that aren't following this thread read it
because of the harmonic vibrations that this thread spreads into the internet

and THEN...?

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14 Aug 2012, 3:43 pm

Unemployment is a myth, No one is unemployed. everybody is working making an excellent salary.

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14 Aug 2012, 9:25 pm

willard the wonk and ryan have the utmost respect and love for the working class.

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14 Aug 2012, 9:25 pm

I love WP bullies. They make me feel all warm inside.

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14 Aug 2012, 10:03 pm

That's a good one!
Anger makes me feel cold too.

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