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BrokenBill
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07 Sep 2012, 6:18 am

All used car salesmen are honest

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17 Sep 2012, 10:45 pm

I just shot up some drugz

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17 Sep 2012, 11:41 pm

All human beans are respectful of their planet, take only what they need, and share everything they can. (IF ONLY!!)

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18 Sep 2012, 11:50 pm

I like studying

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19 Sep 2012, 12:03 am

Circle989898 wrote:

I like studying

LOL
You know your nose is growing, right?
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19 Sep 2012, 3:55 am

One's nose actually grows when one lies.

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19 Sep 2012, 6:02 am

Charlie Sheen plans to run as president in 2016.

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19 Sep 2012, 3:02 pm

Getting 30 minutes of exercise a day isn't enough.

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19 Sep 2012, 3:43 pm

I's a ribbit.

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19 Sep 2012, 3:46 pm

Muslims love everybody and want to be friends with everyone. They believe in make love not war. They hate bombs and refuse to use them.

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19 Sep 2012, 3:50 pm

Wrongplanet is lame-o

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19 Sep 2012, 3:52 pm

Mountains are the world's Mohawks.

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19 Sep 2012, 6:59 pm

Birds are actually biological surveillance cameras.

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19 Sep 2012, 8:12 pm

I'm the former Secretary of Education.

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19 Sep 2012, 8:25 pm

I'm the former Secretary of Transportation.

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19 Sep 2012, 9:52 pm

I'm tall, black and skinny.

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