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29 Jan 2012, 12:28 pm

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although these days i'm more of a lady and stick to red wine. :lol:


Served in a vase? ;)



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29 Jan 2012, 1:23 pm

People on glass horses shouldn't throw bones


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29 Jan 2012, 1:43 pm

I'm taking a nap. I'm tired. I want to be in my orange bed.


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29 Jan 2012, 2:08 pm

I just poured milk on my cornflakes then walked away and forgot to eat them. Whoops.



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29 Jan 2012, 2:15 pm

The snow flakes told me you're to blame for the potato holocaust!



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29 Jan 2012, 2:18 pm

I'm going to go can hunting in a few minutes. I need to go for a small walk, anyways. :)


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29 Jan 2012, 2:36 pm

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The snow flakes told me you're to blame for the potato holocaust!


Random and unrelated, but the NaCI on your avatar should say NaCl. The I should be a lower case L.
My friend has trouble with this too.


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29 Jan 2012, 2:41 pm

*Waking yawn* Good morning from LA!



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29 Jan 2012, 2:54 pm

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*Waking yawn* Good morning from LA!

It's almost 3 pm here. :lol:


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29 Jan 2012, 3:16 pm

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kevinjh wrote:
*Waking yawn* Good morning from LA!

It's almost 3 pm here. :lol:

Good thing it is only almost 12 here. :D

A Most Potente Methode of Leavinge the Bodye
To anyone wantinge a newe experience to deathe, ande I knowe I maketh a horride alchemist, but the followinge demonstrateth howe anyone canne leave its bodye:
Materials:
* Oile of vitriole
* Aqua fortise
* Nitre (powderede)
* Charrede coale (finelye grounde)
* Brimstone (finelye grounde)
* Ice, preferablye mixede with sal ammoniac
* Cottone
* Beakere
* Larger containere

Procedure:
1 Prepareth a beakere large enoughe to store cottone ande place it in a containere withe plentye of ice.
1 Mixeth equale parts of oile of vitriole ande aqua fortise togethere.
2 Inserte as muche cottone as will fitteth inside a pipe.
3 Removeth the cottone usinge materials thate wille not be dissolvethe by oile of vitriole ande aqua fortise ande leave it to drye.
5 Mixeth 15 grammes nitre, 3 grammes of charred coale, and 2 grammes of brimstone untile they are evenlye distributede.
8 Putteth a cottone balle in a pipe and sprinkle the powdere made in step 5 so that it is coverede.
13Repeateth step 8 untile the pipe is fulle.
21Smoketh (ande combusteth before that).

There is no lye in this, for it is not even a cake and requireth no lye to reference the droll amusementes presentede by the famouse.



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29 Jan 2012, 3:26 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yeah, that joke is getting old.


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29 Jan 2012, 3:33 pm

I wonder if I should but [virony] tags around it.

Nah, they will probably know if the cotton fortis dries too much before everything is finished.



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29 Jan 2012, 3:33 pm

It's weird, actually. My friend has taken a chemistry class before. Why does he still think Cl is CI? Maybe it's because he almost failed the class. Yes, that's it.


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29 Jan 2012, 3:36 pm

But it should have been easy to see the mistake unless people were propagating it, and the top result on Google is not natrium chloride salt.



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29 Jan 2012, 3:58 pm

I love using ellipses... I mean... can't you tell? XD


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29 Jan 2012, 5:29 pm

So many stars in the night sky as my fingers hit these keys. And the world seems like a clanging gate in the distance. I feel like a ghost. Nothing seems real. The affections and the hostilities of others are no more or less important than the chirping of birds. There is so much unhappiness in the world, yet it all disappears like the splash of a raindrop. It's both funny and terrible how things change. And 2 + 2 = 4. I don't care to know why.


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