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MjrMajorMajor
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25 Feb 2013, 3:43 pm

That explains the smell around here.. :eew:

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25 Feb 2013, 4:23 pm

So take a shower already!

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25 Feb 2013, 6:42 pm

Right after you shave :eew:

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25 Feb 2013, 7:18 pm

shave and a hair cut for pigs?....you people are nuts!
and leave my bacon alone.

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25 Feb 2013, 7:19 pm

*eats your bacon*

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25 Feb 2013, 7:22 pm

you've done it now!
I have an il-perportioned amount of eggs for my bacon? I'll have to cut some bacon off you!

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25 Feb 2013, 7:22 pm

I won't let you.

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25 Feb 2013, 7:25 pm

let me get your alter knife, I should atleast cut you with that?

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25 Feb 2013, 7:26 pm

No because I already cut your stomach off with it.

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25 Feb 2013, 7:34 pm

tiss but a scratch, little guy, you couldn't hurt anything, I have you know I graduated at the top of my...............................

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25 Feb 2013, 7:51 pm

We're meant to be rude, not homicidal
Start a new thread if you want to be homicidal so bad

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26 Feb 2013, 12:19 am

I am pretty sure that a Pagan M&M cannot kill a Bodiless Smile....

I am reasonably sure that they are both fantasizing....

Which is odd, because neither one appears to have a brain.

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26 Feb 2013, 12:36 am

Unlike dormice, which have teeny tiny brains in their teeny tiny heads...

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26 Feb 2013, 5:59 am

Sort of like Major-ettes, who prance down the middle of the street, twirling batons, confident that the whole parade is all about them?

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26 Feb 2013, 8:22 am

You mean the Gay-pride parade you were in?

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26 Feb 2013, 9:50 am

I'm pretty sure it was the circus you escaped from.

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