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26 Feb 2013, 10:37 am

did you forget to lock the cages?

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26 Feb 2013, 10:47 am

Don't you have a skeleton key for that? :lmao:

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26 Feb 2013, 11:44 am

Even if he did,he couldn't use it...

He has no hands!

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26 Feb 2013, 1:16 pm

Is that rodent humping that flower?

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26 Feb 2013, 1:17 pm

Arkio wrote:

Is that rodent humping that flower?

Don't be jealous of her. I'm sure you'll hump something one day, even if it's just a leg.

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26 Feb 2013, 1:25 pm

I wish you the same luck.

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26 Feb 2013, 1:27 pm

Arkio wrote:

I wish you the same luck.

You would consider a leg 'getting lucky'.

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26 Feb 2013, 1:39 pm

I'd take it over your mother.

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26 Feb 2013, 1:40 pm

luckier than your lotion method

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26 Feb 2013, 1:41 pm

Not really since your lotion gives you a rash.

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26 Feb 2013, 2:09 pm

I belive in a dry rub, I quess you would wear it down to the preverbeal bone, if you will(we know you will)

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26 Feb 2013, 7:16 pm

So saith two posters whose avatars have no actual anatomy, therefore no purpose to their dreary fantasizing.

Now let's discuss Oscar fashions.

More appropriate to Certain People's intellects.

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26 Feb 2013, 7:23 pm

Nah, let's not.

And "saith"? How old are you, Sylkat? 500?

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26 Feb 2013, 7:57 pm

Murihiku wrote:

Nah, let's not.

And "saith"? How old are you, Sylkat? 500?

What is your avatar? Some twisted gingerbread haka?

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26 Feb 2013, 8:04 pm

I think they are bad-tempered Gingerbread Warriors with a feud going against bear cubs.

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