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28 Feb 2013, 10:01 pm

Wanna- be is right with no feet....float-up maybe?



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28 Feb 2013, 10:22 pm

ahh a reply from my love, right before I tie her up and bring her the happiness I deserve


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28 Feb 2013, 10:29 pm

Sooooo...none


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28 Feb 2013, 10:30 pm

You must have some dexterous teeth... 8O



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28 Feb 2013, 10:38 pm

^leather skin, bay-o-net teeth, he's a keeper :roll:


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01 Mar 2013, 8:07 am

Mrs. Lovett will never take you seriously...

She wants someone with a body;

Preferably, a plump, healthy one.

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01 Mar 2013, 12:37 pm

so, where are the other 2 blind mice?


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01 Mar 2013, 2:37 pm

Under Mrs. lovett's kitchen table, nibbling happily on the scraps she keeps dropping while chopping whatever kind of meat that is....

Oh, and danmac, if it is Helena Bonham Carter you are enchanted by, may I recommend 'Lady Jane', an excellent film....

It was Ms. Carter's first film, she was only nineteen, and stunning and talented.

Sadly, most popular actresses now only have one or the other, beauty OR talent!

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01 Mar 2013, 2:45 pm

Ack,more mice?!? 8O I did love Helena Bonham Cater in Fight Club...



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01 Mar 2013, 3:12 pm

And wasn't she just precious in those Harry Potter films....such a sweet heart!

Narcissa Malfoy, you know

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01 Mar 2013, 3:50 pm

no, why don't you keep talking?


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01 Mar 2013, 3:55 pm

A written invitation to flap my jaws? :P Wasn't she a witch in Big Fish, too? It was a Burton movie, so it must have been her..



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01 Mar 2013, 4:39 pm

witch bi#$%


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01 Mar 2013, 5:03 pm

you suck, ya you the one typing.....stuped


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01 Mar 2013, 6:22 pm

The only beasts that suck in this discussion are fleas and leeches.

Which are you, smiley?

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01 Mar 2013, 6:29 pm

What you really have to look out for are the ankle biters and toe nibblers... :!: