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04 Apr 2016, 4:30 pm

eotion.

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14 May 2016, 5:21 am

Cannibalism is a perfectly natural and acceptable survival skill and you may need it one day.

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14 May 2016, 9:38 am

I am the Paraclete of Kaborka.

The Angel of the Bottomless Pit.

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14 May 2016, 3:46 pm

I astrally projected this morning, I floated over the earth and looked down upon it.

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15 May 2016, 3:31 am

my brother is my brother, because he's supposed to flick water into the mirror before he has his pneumonia.

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15 May 2016, 3:36 am

sounds cool.

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15 May 2016, 3:59 am

he also had a tiny cardboard lemon!

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15 May 2016, 4:09 am

ah, all the better :thumleft:

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16 May 2016, 1:56 am

the pirates grabbed me and searched me.

they didn't find the kitchen door handle, so they let my fly out of my ear. wheee!

my ear lived on a green hill far away. and i landed on a bicycle pump!

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16 May 2016, 3:06 am

I bet it hurt to land on a bike pump

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16 May 2016, 3:17 am

but there was a problem. green hills don't have city walls.

so when i threw the rind out of the window, it squished all over the street!

mind you, my parents were pretty clean, after i'd mopped it all up.

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16 May 2016, 3:59 am

you talk purty :flower:

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17 May 2016, 2:05 am

i think it's time to something bold.

i think this plant, should be the next president.

now what we clearly know that this plant is a person at the moment of conception, and this notion that we continue to ignore the personhood of the plant, is a violation of this plant's fifth and fourteenth amendment rights.

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17 May 2016, 2:09 am

hoof arted?

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17 May 2016, 3:16 am

I DID.

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17 May 2016, 3:26 am

was it good for you?

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