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08 Mar 2013, 8:11 pm

can't find pics of someone attacked by a seal......let me photoshop something........oh, and you smell like my toes


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08 Mar 2013, 8:29 pm

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09 Mar 2013, 12:37 am

Now I want a picture of that homicidal turd actually being chomped.

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09 Mar 2013, 1:01 am

I'm still waiting for the pic of you asleep in a teapot.. :P



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09 Mar 2013, 2:24 am

I'm waiting to see a pic of you drinking dormouse tea out of that teapot.



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09 Mar 2013, 4:58 am

Bearskin rugs used to be quite popular, especially in front of a fireplace....

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09 Mar 2013, 5:30 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.



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09 Mar 2013, 5:50 am

Your father was a hamster and your surrogate mother was an elderberry.

Welcome to the 'Rude' room.

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09 Mar 2013, 11:27 am

I fart in your general direction...



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09 Mar 2013, 12:01 pm

leave now or I will taunt you a second-timer


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09 Mar 2013, 5:14 pm

I'll let you catch your breath first, old-timer.


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09 Mar 2013, 5:22 pm

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...or eats it... :wink:



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09 Mar 2013, 7:08 pm

82? sacre bleu.



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09 Mar 2013, 7:25 pm

Savior faire is everywhere...camouflaged by the sparkles



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10 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

The only thing sparkling around here is the homicidal gleam in SOMEONE'S eye.

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10 Mar 2013, 9:36 am

oh, you noticed? that means the death stare is gonna get you! :twisted:


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