Tequila wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
alabaster?
Don't be so rude!

I'a Don'ta Understanda! Is it some sorta pommie insult?
Oh yeah, I was brave enough to wear short shorts to the music festival. I tanned my legs just for the occasion. Said tan is now blotchy around my ankles.
C'mon, I look better than 60% of girls who wear them. And that's the girls under 25! Stupid f**k face brother's friend (who was being rather jerky that day) put his arms around me the minute he saw me so I guess I didn't look too bad in them

. Thank god I didn't see him for the rest of the day.