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10 Mar 2013, 9:43 am

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10 Mar 2013, 9:46 am

I used to love that game!........um, and you look like a doughnut I skweezed out a lower orfice


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10 Mar 2013, 10:12 am

Oh, is THAT what you have been grinning about?

So glad you are no longer constipated......maybe now your mood will improve.

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10 Mar 2013, 10:41 am

thats my"did I fart" face, and stop being so interested in my poop.


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10 Mar 2013, 10:46 am

So that's the stench that was lingering around here... :o



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10 Mar 2013, 2:14 pm

you can smell the web? I belive your delutional


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10 Mar 2013, 2:24 pm

It smells like burnt circuit boards, and stale coffee...Doesn't it? 8O



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10 Mar 2013, 9:34 pm

Your stunning olfactory abilities do not excuse your aggressive and enthusiastic rudeness..

The average bloodhound is as competent as you, and much better-behaved.

And they are very handsome.

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10 Mar 2013, 10:20 pm

I'm sure bloodhounds would find you very tasty, Sylkat.


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10 Mar 2013, 10:45 pm

Most purebred dogs enjoy cookies.

Especially gingerbread cookies.

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10 Mar 2013, 10:53 pm

Everyone loves cookies. :D

Rodents, on the other hand ...


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10 Mar 2013, 11:31 pm

Cookies are tasty, but rodents probably are more nutritionally sound...tough call... :twisted:



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10 Mar 2013, 11:45 pm

You don't see some wild-eyed furball on 'Sesame Street' munching on mice, or calling himself 'The Gerbil Monster'.

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11 Mar 2013, 12:05 am

You just found your ticket to stardom, Sylkat. :D <D is for dormouse...it good enough for me... :P >



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11 Mar 2013, 3:17 pm

You are the only one around here who seeks stardom, MyrMajorMajor...
As evidenced by the make-up, wanna-be wand, and the ludicrously ostentatious top hat.

The rest of us are reserved, subtle intellectuals who do not seek the world's acclaim.

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12 Mar 2013, 12:33 am

Don't be hatin' on my style now. Besides, I'm not the one scurrying up to the highest heights. Too bad you must live on the barely perceptible rolling plains.... :P