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18 Mar 2013, 9:02 am

You can say that only because you haven't "got milk?" 8)



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18 Mar 2013, 9:18 am

Got paper?


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18 Mar 2013, 9:30 am

You seem a little half baked...



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18 Mar 2013, 9:34 am

Stove needs more firewood.

You'll do nicely.


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18 Mar 2013, 10:05 am

Are you trying for a new Motown trio there? You're about forty years too late...



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18 Mar 2013, 10:08 am

you look like my sweaty toe


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18 Mar 2013, 10:10 am

Unfortunately for you, you smell like it... :eew:



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18 Mar 2013, 10:22 am

well it is my toe?
and your green with envy!


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18 Mar 2013, 12:36 pm

Your toes are green with mildew from your bath tub.

Matches the algae under your fingernails.

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18 Mar 2013, 12:44 pm

Your green toes must be famous since they have their own wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangrene



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18 Mar 2013, 6:39 pm

You are just jealous because you have flippers instead of toes.

And your flippers have Athlete's Foot.

Which your species is not supposed to catch.

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19 Mar 2013, 9:57 am

Sylkat has the best venus flytrap impression by dormouse ever..... :D



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19 Mar 2013, 10:39 am

Hmmmm...

Dubiously human?

Lives in a swamp?

Devours insects?

Sounds like you, not me.....

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19 Mar 2013, 10:53 am

You have a purdy mouth... :roll:



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19 Mar 2013, 11:03 am

So, are you an insectivorous swamp plant, or a Satyriac mountain-dwelling Redneck?

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19 Mar 2013, 11:04 am

Grumpier than a sunburnt cone, I say.


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