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again_with_this wrote:
Vyacheslav wrote:
OK, I heard this in a Karl Krogstad movie short called 'Party Line'
Best told with one of those fake Chinese accents
A Chinese couple, the Wongs, are at the hospital to deliver Mrs. Wong's child.
The doctor, also Chinese, is surprised to deliver a blond, yellow-haired baby.
The doctor, scratches his head and says:
Aaaaa, there must have been an occident,
two Wongs do not make a white.
Best told with one of those fake Chinese accents
A Chinese couple, the Wongs, are at the hospital to deliver Mrs. Wong's child.
The doctor, also Chinese, is surprised to deliver a blond, yellow-haired baby.
The doctor, scratches his head and says:
Aaaaa, there must have been an occident,
two Wongs do not make a white.
It reminds me of a joke kids used to say in school.
How do Chineese people name their kids?
They throw a quarter down the stairs and hear Ching, Chang, Chong.
that reminds of some funny jokes I learnt years ago, but they don't translate. Speaking of chinese though, this one is good:
The Chinese invented paper in about 60AD. They invented printing before the year 650. There is evidence they had also invented gunpowder before 1044AD, and the iron compass around the time of Christ.
When do you think they'll get around to the knife & fork?
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there is a joke about 3 tortoises at a picnic that i found hilarious but i currently can not recall it.
Was it this one?
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3 tortoises (Michael, Alan and Les), decide to go on a picnic. Michael packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
when they get there Michael unpacks the food and beer. he then says "Les, give me the bottle opener."
"i didn't bring it," says Les. "i thought you packed it."
Michael gets worried and he asks Alan, "did you bring the bottle opener??"
Alan didn't bring it, so they are stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Michael and Alan ask Les to go back for it, but he refuses as he says they will eat the sandwiches while he is gone.
after a few hours, and after they have sworn on their lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. so Les sets off down the road back to get the bottle opener.
20 days pass, and he still isn't back and Michael and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
another five days pass, and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
finally, they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to bite it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........
"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT BLOODY GOING!"
when they get there Michael unpacks the food and beer. he then says "Les, give me the bottle opener."
"i didn't bring it," says Les. "i thought you packed it."
Michael gets worried and he asks Alan, "did you bring the bottle opener??"
Alan didn't bring it, so they are stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Michael and Alan ask Les to go back for it, but he refuses as he says they will eat the sandwiches while he is gone.
after a few hours, and after they have sworn on their lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. so Les sets off down the road back to get the bottle opener.
20 days pass, and he still isn't back and Michael and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
another five days pass, and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
finally, they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to bite it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........
"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT BLOODY GOING!"
It's cute. This too:
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station
19 Oct 2012, 10:43 am
From my son:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
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