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ahayes
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12 Mar 2007, 7:59 pm

I sentence you to 100 monkey bar induced blisters.

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12 Mar 2007, 7:59 pm

You look powerful in your avatar. For that I sentence you to display your power, I sentence you to circumcise Satan.

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12 Mar 2007, 8:33 pm

I sentence you to having to extinguish your goat.

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12 Mar 2007, 8:43 pm

nutbag wrote:

I sentence you to having to extinguish your goat.

Never! For that I sentence you to drink 4 gallons of mountain dew tomorrow.

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12 Mar 2007, 8:48 pm

Hoo wee! I hate Mountain Dew! =ut I will pee enough to put out your goat. !entance enough.

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12 Mar 2007, 8:51 pm

nutbag wrote:

Hoo wee! I hate Mountain Dew! =ut I will pee enough to put out your goat. !entance enough.

It's a chemical fire, that would just fuel the flames.

I sentence you to become an MBA.

ahayes
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12 Mar 2007, 8:51 pm

I sentence you to eating stale nuts for eternity.

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12 Mar 2007, 8:54 pm

I sentence you to preform in a broadway show for all eternity

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12 Mar 2007, 8:55 pm

I sentence you to a lifetime of being unable to tie shoelaces.

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12 Mar 2007, 8:58 pm

I sentence you to a life time of swimming in vinella pudding.

Anubis wrote:

I sentence you to a lifetime of being unable to tie shoelaces.

too late

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12 Mar 2007, 9:01 pm

I sentence you to living the rest of your life playing dodge ball with NT peers. I'm cruel, aren't I? :twisted:

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12 Mar 2007, 9:02 pm

I sentence you to giving birth to a chainsaw.

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12 Mar 2007, 9:04 pm

I sentence you to being pushed off a plane at 50,000ft without a parachute or oxygen.

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12 Mar 2007, 9:10 pm

I sentence you to death by carbon dioxide.

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12 Mar 2007, 9:39 pm

I sentence you to an eternity of being poked with forks

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12 Mar 2007, 9:43 pm

I sentence you to actually being a cheerleader.

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