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18 Aug 2007, 9:30 pm

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Kilroy, calm down man :wink:
It makes sense for him to be bothering you about his god in this thread, it is the sh|t thread after all! :lol: :lol:


fair point



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18 Aug 2007, 9:43 pm

I drew a pic of Bugs Bunny pooping, when I was 10 years old.

I drew all the Looney Tunes characters doing something off the wall--not all of them involved bodily functions.

At that phase in my life, I was also drawing mustaches and beards on photos of female celebrities.

Yes, 1990 was a very creative year for me.

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18 Aug 2007, 9:56 pm

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I find it to be true that if I have no friends in this life I may be lonely, but if I am not god's friend my life is nothing.


That is very sad, but to each his own. Just leave the rest of us alone to our beliefs. Kilroy deserves to be respected as an individual. After the recent bigotry perpetuated by a certain religious group, I am done putting up with it. They crossed the line, pun intended. The war is on. Keep it to yourself or prepare to feel the true wrath. People like me do not wish to enforce our personal religious beliefs on others, but will not tolerate the hatred and bigotry perpetuated on our brethren in the name of some deity or fictitious book written over 1,000 years ago. If one really believed in that stuff, they would know it is not their place to judge anyway. Hypocrites is what most of them are.

As far as pooping in public goes...I am a very slow pooper. At least 15-20 minutes, so it really blows when I have to in a public restroom. I hate wiping if anyone is in there, so that can add to the process while I wait for an opening to clean up down there.


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18 Aug 2007, 9:59 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
I drew a pic of Bugs Bunny pooping, when I was 10 years old.

I drew all the Looney Tunes characters doing something off the wall--not all of them involved bodily functions.

At that phase in my life, I was also drawing mustaches and beards on photos of female celebrities.

Yes, 1990 was a very creative year for me.

Tim

I was 1 then :lol:



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18 Aug 2007, 9:59 pm

http://www.esnips.com/doc/ddf88239-4981-4b2e-a1eb-31f0687743be/Adam-Sandler---Farting-Hypnotist

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18 Aug 2007, 10:34 pm

There's some real s**theads on this thread.



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18 Aug 2007, 10:35 pm

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That is very sad, but to each his own. Just leave the rest of us alone to our beliefs. Kilroy deserves to be respected as an individual. After the recent bigotry perpetuated by a certain religious group, I am done putting up with it. They crossed the line, pun intended. The war is on. Keep it to yourself or prepare to feel the true wrath. People like me do not wish to enforce our personal religious beliefs on others, but will not tolerate the hatred and bigotry perpetuated on our brethren in the name of some deity or fictitious book written over 1,000 years ago. If one really believed in that stuff, they would know it is not their place to judge anyway. Hypocrites is what most of them are.

As far as pooping in public goes...I am a very slow pooper. At least 15-20 minutes, so it really blows when I have to in a public restroom. I hate wiping if anyone is in there, so that can add to the process while I wait for an opening to clean up down there.

That was the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard.
Including the last paragragh :P joking



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18 Aug 2007, 10:35 pm

I love the idea of a PC thread about sh1t. It's hilarious.



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18 Aug 2007, 10:45 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
I find it to be true that if I have no friends in this life I may be lonely, but if I am not God's friend my life is nothing.


That is very sad, but to each his own. Just leave the rest of us alone to our beliefs. Kilroy deserves to be respected as an individual. After the recent bigotry perpetuated by a certain religious group, I am done putting up with it. They crossed the line, pun intended. The war is on. Keep it to yourself or prepare to feel the true wrath. People like me do not wish to enforce our personal religious beliefs on others, but will not tolerate the hatred and bigotry perpetuated on our brethren in the name of some deity or fictitious book written over 1,000 years ago. If one really believed in that stuff, they would know it is not their place to judge anyway. Hypocrites is what most of them are.

As far as pooping in public goes...I am a very slow pooper. At least 15-20 minutes, so it really blows when I have to in a public restroom. I hate wiping if anyone is in there, so that can add to the process while I wait for an opening to clean up down there.


I hate nobody and I leave YHWH to be the Judge of all the heavens and the earth. Theres a lot of bigotry, hatred and intolerance towards people like Stephen, Ignatius, Jesus, Paul, Martin Luther, etcetera. I'm not forcing anyone to do or believe anything, why are you trying to shut me up?! Some people can share there beliefs freely without any fear. Others can lose their jobs, be put in jail, executed because they believe differently. IS THAT RIGHT FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME TO BE SILENCED!! !! !! !! !!???????



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18 Aug 2007, 10:54 pm

My friends toilet was clogged so I grabbed a paper plate, did my business and threw it in the alley.



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19 Aug 2007, 2:02 am

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My friends toilet was clogged so I grabbed a paper plate, did my business and threw it in the alley.


Ugh, well that's just gross. Hope nobody walks there. Be like, "What's that on my shoe?... to big to be dog poo... oh yuck! *BARF*"



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19 Aug 2007, 7:38 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Aradford wrote:
My friends toilet was clogged so I grabbed a paper plate, did my business and threw it in the alley.


Ugh, well that's just gross. Hope nobody walks there. Be like, "What's that on my shoe?... to big to be dog poo... oh yuck! *BARF*"


I rather hope it wasn't thrown from a higher floor window...can just imagine someone walking along, minding their own business and... :lol:



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19 Aug 2007, 9:55 am

I guess I'm pretty lucky I was born with respiratory problems. Years of treatment, meds and sprays have pretty much burned out most of the sense of smell in me. I can still smell, but everything is muted. It's like putting your nose up to the air conditioner and taking a deep breath... aaahhh! So fresh and so clean.

Buy yourself some Afrin and keep it on you for when you go to a public restroom. Believe me, a burning nose, teary eyes and a headache are better than the smell.


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19 Aug 2007, 2:15 pm

I thought this was funny:

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From the Captain Underpants series to Walter The Farting Dog, tales of breaking wind are turning slews of children onto what is being described as "poop fiction." Walter's latest adventure, Trouble At The Yard Sale, co-written by Canadian Glenn Murray, was Number 1 on the New York Times bestseller list last week. There's even a scratch-and-whiff book planned.


It would have been a lot funnier if it was Number 2 on the New York Times best seller list. :lol:

And then I found this:
http://www.scholastic.ca/titles/butt/buttwarsbook.htm



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19 Aug 2007, 3:51 pm

I saw a fat man piss in the street once, I asked him "theres a toilet by the train station why can't you of used that?"

He ignored me and stuck up the Vs.



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19 Aug 2007, 5:01 pm

Graelwyn wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Aradford wrote:
My friends toilet was clogged so I grabbed a paper plate, did my business and threw it in the alley.


Ugh, well that's just gross. Hope nobody walks there. Be like, "What's that on my shoe?... to big to be dog poo... oh yuck! *BARF*"


I rather hope it wasn't thrown from a higher floor window...can just imagine someone walking along, minding their own business and... :lol:


In computer games that's called splash damage, here it is called "*SPLAT* What th... Aw crap!!"

In Rome 2000 years ago the poor didn't have plumbium works, so they used a bucket instead. They didn't have trash collection or anything so the crowded streets were the receptacle of.... The nicer people gave warning before they emptied their bucket on the mass of travelers.