GoatOnFire
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10 Apr 2008, 3:16 am
How did it take me so long to notice this thread? 
So if a paparazzi got a shot of the Queen taking a dump it would be so scandalous it would be on the front page of the National Enquirer? I got got a sudden urge to become a paparazzi.
I don't know what to vote because it varies so greatly for me. I've gone over a week without pooping, and I've pooped multiple times in a day. I like it better when it's one of those really good s**ts that flushes the system so you won't have to go again for a while. Diarrhea sucks.
10 Apr 2008, 4:52 am
This must be the first time in the history of mankind that two threads, that were next to each other, happened to be "How often do you go poo poo", and "I just ordered a pizza". This has to be the funniest thread I have ever seen.
10 Apr 2008, 4:05 pm
The world's largest colon. It is five feet long and when it was removed it contained 40 pounds of excrement. It's previous owner died on the toilet, purportedly, unsurprisingly of terminal constipation.
I'm sure everyone else has thought of saying this, but... holy crap!
25 Jul 2008, 6:24 pm
crackedpleasures
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25 Jul 2008, 6:44 pm
I know some people who have a sort of obsession with watching people in toilets.
I find it secretly arrousing to see a girl pee
but the other end, the brown stuff, is disgusting me 
And any sort of bodily function is not meant to be touched. Not with a long stick.
Anyways: I'd say once every 2 or 3 days. I dislike taking a sh** really, I only feel clean and comfortable after spending minutes in that little room and using half a roll of toilet paper. Guess that has to do with my contamination OCD ; I cannot just go to the toilet, wipe for 10 seconds, return to work as if nothing happened. So basically I find it notoriously unpleasant and a necessary evil.
25 Jul 2008, 7:00 pm
This is the funniest thread I've seen on this site.
Ha Ha...
25 Jul 2008, 8:02 pm
Oops! I just realized we are breaking rule #1. 
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25 Jul 2008, 8:08 pm
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Social_Fantom
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25 Jul 2008, 10:37 pm
^ Quite true.
I can't believe this thread is back, I was just thinking about it the other day. Not sure why though.
26 Jul 2008, 2:17 am
i cant believe this thread has gotten this far without someone mentioning suppositories or enemas ! ! (yes i occasionally use them ,maybe once every 2 months )
chocoholic
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26 Jul 2008, 1:57 pm
1-4 times a day, depending on what I eat. Being a vegetarian with a high fiber diet tends to do that to you. No constipation problems here.
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26 Jul 2008, 2:16 pm
