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maycontainthunder
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28 Feb 2021, 2:45 pm

64 slices of artificial cheese.

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28 Feb 2021, 2:49 pm

Blowin’ in the Wind.

Is there a God who doesn’t know He’s God?



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28 Feb 2021, 3:09 pm

Yes, a cat.

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28 Feb 2021, 4:52 pm

Yes, it's her - Margaret - and she's there.

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28 Feb 2021, 4:59 pm

I don't know I'm God, so.... draw your own conclusions from that.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?


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28 Feb 2021, 5:03 pm

You lie. Edna is God.

Birds nest in my hair.

Do you know the way to San Jose?


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28 Feb 2021, 8:36 pm

Dionne Warwick has no idea.

Do you emerge from the tunnel at Pismo Beach?



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28 Feb 2021, 8:44 pm

Yes, on a Harley.

Does Foghorn Leghorn speak Russian?


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28 Feb 2021, 8:49 pm

he knows one word, "Dah, [i say!]"

does pepe lepew speak french?



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28 Feb 2021, 9:28 pm

Only when played in reverse, if you burn incense and eat peppermint.

Does a Cadillac have wings?


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28 Feb 2021, 10:38 pm

they [the 60s models] surely had tail fins [TRUE] and also a gas turbine engine.

can an old cadillac fly with those tail fins?



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01 Mar 2021, 12:02 am

If you butter it lightly, on both sides.

Can dogs see in the dark?


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01 Mar 2021, 12:09 am

they can if you give them a flashlight.

do cats really have 9 lives?



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01 Mar 2021, 12:32 am

Per day.

Do fish prefer public schools or private schools?


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01 Mar 2021, 12:44 am

they wanna blow the school up just like any kid.

do owls know who is hooo?



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01 Mar 2021, 8:12 am

They hoot to cover a poot.

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