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25 Mar 2013, 2:55 pm

you sound like one

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25 Mar 2013, 5:14 pm

The two outstanding examples of emotional extremes....

Grumpy Cat and Danmac.......

No mid-range around here, I suppose, just obnoxiously cheerful or annoyingly glum.

Sylkat :roll:

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25 Mar 2013, 7:23 pm

AHHH CHOOO! *wipes snot and walks away*

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25 Mar 2013, 11:32 pm

<--snickering because I dodged that one...

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25 Mar 2013, 11:42 pm

You dodged into a wall with a fresh coat of pink paint on it. Now your side is completely pink. :lol:

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26 Mar 2013, 12:07 am

Hmmmmmm.....

I wonder who painted that wall bright pink and 'forgot' to put up a warning sign....

Sylkat :roll:

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26 Mar 2013, 4:56 am

ask the painter*walks away whistling*

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26 Mar 2013, 5:11 am

You think that you are a veritable Michelangelo, don't you?

Now your lovely wall mural is smeared all over The Major.

You will have to re-paint it all over again!

Sylkat. :lol:

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26 Mar 2013, 5:34 am

Having fun imbiciling the day away while the adults are working,
children?

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26 Mar 2013, 5:35 am

Having fun imbiciling the day away while the adults are working,
children?

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26 Mar 2013, 6:22 am

You're just saying that because you're used to being around ugly/dork human kids, and not cute baby seals.

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26 Mar 2013, 6:37 am

syzygyish wrote:

Having fun imbiciling the day away

the word "imbecile" which is a noun can not be extended to a verb you imbecile!

syzygyish wrote:

while the adults are working,
children?

children do what while adults are working? you seem to me to be like a palsied baboon who convulsively grunts out disconnected words into a concertina like wreck of a sentence , and then sprinkles "commas" and "full stops" indiscriminately throughout his rabid diatribes in order to dress them up as a sentient ingredients of an admirable paragraph.

you are cheaper than benzodiazepines and for that you are thanked.

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26 Mar 2013, 12:00 pm

#using C++;
mane(void)
{
var string b9="IQ";
while(b9<"Smart")
{
b9=b9-1;
};
};

//oh, that explains the malfunctions.

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26 Mar 2013, 12:42 pm

swbluto wrote:

Your metal joints sound a little squeaky.

THE EYES

DON'T LOOK INTO THE EYES

IT BURNS!

IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!

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26 Mar 2013, 1:02 pm

mr burns can't save you now!

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26 Mar 2013, 1:19 pm

There's no need to fear...Underdog has my back...

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