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That's just what was left over after breakfast...

At least add some fried eggs, perhaps a sprig of parsley to your 'Artistic' avatar.

Sylkat

I wonder how much bacon we could get off that mouse?

I think we just figured out why you don't have a body!

Sylkat

I heard you had a relative spit roasted and served on Fear Factor. I'm sorry for your loss....

If your face looked like my butt, I would... wait a minute, your face DOES look like my butt!

That is more than we ever needed to know about either one of you.

Sylkat

Whatever.

Don't act like you haven't been stalking both of them.

If you're trying to creep up on Sylkat, the current avatar is an improvement from the Gingerbread Stomp. One word though.....camouflage...

Camouflage, eh? I might start stalking you, then.

I do like bacon.

Yeah, but I'd get strung up in a trap with my own oblivion no prob. You'd just have to grab some munchies, sit back and wait five minutes.

I am picturing two uncooked strips of bacon, creeping through the woods like inchworms, bacon-lovers hiding behind trees, waiting to snare them.....

Sylkat

but I'm raw, people....

And the rest of us have frying pans.....

Though what good would that do Danmac, he cannot hold a spatula!

Sylkat

I doubt you could hold one either, not with those teeny, tiny hands of yours.

I bet you could be squashed by one, though.

I'll bet you'd lose against a strong gust of wind, even though you seem to generate a lot of hot air...