Say something rude to the person above you

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That's pretty much all we ever do on here. All of us.

Heat can be handy, though. It's breakfast time in Queensland. Hmmm ... what to make?

I suggest a healthy balanced breakfast of coffee, fruit, and oatmeal...

No bacon?

Coward.

Sylkat

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May one thousand flatulent walruses move in to your guest room for the whole Summer.

Better stock up on fish.

Sylkat

those walruses are very rude for not bringing their own food, do they post here

Not sure, actually, but they are quite vociferous in PPR.

And they have a relative who frequents this thread, rudely.

Sylkat

May the 1000 flatulent walruses simultaneously fart with the fury of ten thousand exploding supernova suns, and really stink up the place.

THAT should break all of the windows and blow the roof off!

Sylkat

on april fools day we should be extra rude, so I declare that sylcat is a gay male cat trapped in a female dog

Why, good morning and isn't everyone looking lovely today. Group hug?

hey what just poked me?

The world is a lovely place and people are the greatest gift that God gave to the planet.

And that group hug idea sounds perfectly delightful.

Sylkat

A hug around the planet as we celebrate the camaraderie of our fellow neighbors..

Today, on April Fool's Day, the "say something rude" thread is the place to make ambiguous statements that are nested in so many layers of sarcasm that it sends even the mildest of Aspies into an infinite processing loop, from which there is no escape.

"I hate you all."

"You're welcome."

Aww...you like us...you really like us... Welcome to the rude thread. May I serve you some tea and crumpets? Tis a pleasure to make your acquaintance...